Funny Definitions of some words


Guys i am going to write a post called “funny/crazy definitions of some popular words what we use in our daily life.Crazy definitions are the definitions that you wont find on dictionary .I hope you will enjoy while and after reading this post.if you feel humor don’t miss to rate it.!

 
Adult:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle.

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

 

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

 

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

 

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.              

 

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

 

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.                

 

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Thank you

 

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